Give this a normal caption challenge
me (lactose intolerant) about to ruin my whole day
my stomach in kindergarten after eating an entire bottle of elmer’s glue
Hitting the Häagen-Dazs® white chocolate truffle after a shitty day at work
I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word
I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.
The disabled people who can't work at all aren't "lucky" that they don't have to, just like the disabled people who are forced by circumstances to work despite severe symptoms aren't "lucky" that they can... Instead of idealizing one of two equally challenging situations, what about a little solidarity and compassion?
if you have a crush on me you are legally required to tell me cause i wont realise myself
you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing
HE HAD A SON NAMED
WHAT
Plorn
NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK
technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn
Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.
I have something worse
oh???
imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn
imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen
WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN
I have an answer to that one too
The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.
Born without a groove 😔
male characters having no asses in video games is the most tragic epidemic since smallpox
like you could not spare even one more polygon? in 2023?
Modders are literally doing god's work
Yoooo Guess who had a baby
Santa Cruz otter 841 who was attacking surfers earlier this year
The articles about it have all had some trite little quip about how they hope she’ll be too busy to attack surfers which WOW why do you want women to quit their careers when they become parents? 🤔 seems misotternistic
I can never get angry at terrible service because I find it so relatable… You hate your job and your life and your boss and the customers you deal with and you don’t wanna be here because it is slowly killing you…. Understood. im sorry !
Palestinian lady collects gas bombs fired by Israeli army. She grows flowers in these bombs.
What the AP photo story neglected to show was that this garden is in memory of Bassem Abu Rahmah, killed by Israeli forces with a tear gas to the chest in 2009 in Bil’in. The garden was planted and is maintained by Bassem’s mother.
"Megan, Can You Do Me a Favor? Can You Fucking Shoot Me?" by Fall Out Boy
he fell victim to the fuckor
A Wave of Fuckor Wracked My Feeble Body by Fall Out Boy